Wednesday, December 12, 2007

28th Post "THE PAST IS MYSELF"

Historic House on West Main Street, Franklin, TN
Historic Downtown "Town Square", Historic Franklin, TN
Town Square, Historic Franklin, TN with Confederate Soldier Statue

Front Entrance to"The Factory at Franklin" on a cold snowy night


Building 3, "The Factory at Franklin"

Building 2, "The Factory at Franklin"

Building 2, Nortwest Side, "The Factory at Franklin"
The Boiler Room Theater, "The Factory at Franklin"

Free Standing Wall on the Northeast Side of "The Factory at Franklin"

Franklin, Tennessee is being preserved as an old historic southern township, similar to the preservation of Historic Colonial Williamsburg. Many homes are on the “National Register of Historic Places” as is The Factory at Franklin. The above photographs show the Town Square or Court House Square in downtown Franklin, one of the 1800s vintage homes on the National Register and some night scenes during a snowy winter’s night at The Factory.
One of the bloodiest battles of the American Civil War was fought in Franklin, Tennessee towards the end of the Civil War. Many acres of the town are now being set aside to become a memorial park to the fallen of both the Union and the Confederacy. Eventually the parks will become a part of the National Park System.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

27th Post "THE PAST IS MYSELF"













When Mr. Calvin LeHew purchased the old stove factory, which later became known as "The Factory at Franklin", and is now on the National Register of Historic Places, one of Mr. LeHew's requests was to allow the old water tank to be preserved and stay on the property as a "calling card" for "The Factory at Franklin". Today the old water tank is definitely a calling card and it is also a landmark. I have photographed the water tank during all seasons and in all lighting conditions. Above are a sampling of photographs of the water tank. Two of the photgraphs are enhanced using "Adobe Photoshop". One is the "crackled" artlike photo and the other is the "red mood" coming out eclipse above the factory.
The Red moon photo was a photo I captured at another place at another time and with a different camera. I found the old photo in a box of old pictures and utilizing my scanner, superimposed the old freshly eclipsed moon over the existing moon in the photograph. I thought this made a most interesting photo of the factory's water tank.


26 th Post "THE PAST IS MYSELF"


Since my retirement from the telecommunications industry, I have been working for "The Factory at Franklin". Entering the edifice, an "old fashion" chalk board greets the visitor with an announcement of what event or events are in progress. One of my tasks during my scheduled time on duty is drawing the announcement on the chalkboard. Above is a sampling of announcements I've drawn.
Below is a copy of my resume', I have always felt a person should have within his or her reach, a good doctor, attorney, dentist and their resume'. I have always felt life is more rewarding if a person stays occupied and does not "drift off" into inactivity, you live longer and enjoy a more productive life.

ROBERT MORRIS McCLURKAN
609 Boyd Mill Ave# 2
Regency Square
Franklin, TN 37064-3105
Home Phone (615) 595-2964
OBJECTIVE: To obtain a position in the work force where skills, talents and experience may be utilized that will help in the progressive growth of the company that employs me.
QUALIFICATIONS: 30 plus years experience in the Telecommunications Industry with Southern and South Central Bell Telephone Companies;19 years experience in management; 5 years experience as a product trainer and consultant with the Raychem Corp., 3 years in a management position with BOE-TEL Communications Company. All tasks during career tenure involved meeting deadlines, working with the public and Corporate Officials in a service capacity and selling telecommunications products and services.
EDUCATION1943-1951 Elementary School, Edgewood School, Dickson County, TN
1951-1955 High School, Chicago Christian High School, Chicago, IL (Graduated)
1957-1960 College, University of Tennessee, Nashville Extension Branch (Non-Graduate)
EMPLOYMENT1956-1961 CENTRAL OFFICE FRAME-MAN, Southern Bell Telephone & Telegraph Company - Responsible for wiring Central Office Equipment to Outside Plant Cables and making modifications of Central Office Equipment to unique circuits. Extensive Cross-Training Programs were introduced in the job responsibilities of (Acting Titles): Central Office Switchman, Cable Splicer, Installer-Repairman, Lineman, Cable Splicer’s Helper and Cable Repairman’s Helper. Pole Climbing and various training packages were administered.
1961-1964 WIRE CHIEF, United States Army Signal Corps; Continental U.S. Training at Ft. Hood, Texas; Ft. Gordon, Georgia; Ft. Dix, New Jersey; stationed two years in Germany with the VII Corps; nine months at Ft. Bragg, North Carolina with the Strategic Communications Group, building troop strength for the 36th Signal Battalion being deployed to the Viet Nam Theatre. Duties included set up and maintenance of field mobile signal equipment.Honorably Discharged.
1964-1965 CENTRAL OFFICE FRAME-MAN, Southern Bell Telephone & Telegraph Company - Responsible for wiring Central Office Equipment to Outside Plant Cables and the Modifications of Central Office Equipment to unique circuits. Applying Bridge Lifters for elimination of Party Line Service.
1965-1967 INSTALLER-REPAIRMAN, Southern Bell Telephone & Telegraph Company Responsible for installation and repair of communication lines, circuits and equipment.
1967-1986 SUPERVISOR, Southern & South Central Bell Telephone & Telegraph Companies - Responsible for training, quality, productivity and service deadlines in Cable and Station Repair; Local and Long Distance Test Board Operations; Residential and Business Line and Station Equipment Installation and Central Office Operations. Ordering tools, equipment and apparatus for job completions in assigned areas of responsibility.

1986-1990 RETIRED, After 30 years and 4 months of service with the Bell System, traveled for the next four years throughout the United States; visiting National Parks and observing various cultures, customs and lifestyles of the populace in diversified geographical areas.
1990-1991 TELECOMMUNICATIONS SPECIALIST, Raychem Corp. - Responsible for introducing Raychem’s Telecommunication’s Products to GTE Telephone Company’s Supervisory Personnel and Work Groups in Virginia, West Virginia and Eastern Kentucky. Trained field personnel in the proper technique for installation and maintenance of the products in their plant. Available as a troubleshooter for problems that arose in their plant with Raychem products.
1991-1993 Relocated to Tennessee from Virginia to remodel and renovate the family home and farm. Also, to establish care for elderly widowed father.
1993-1996 TELECOMMUNICATIONS SPECIALIST, Raychem Corp.- Responsible for introducing Raychem’s Telecommunication’s Products to Independent Telephone Companies and Rural Cooperatives in Tennessee and Southwest Kentucky; selling field management personnel on the value of the product to the outside plant and training all personnel in the proper procedures for product application.
1996-1999 SUPERVISOR, BOE-TEL Communications LLP - Responsible as a Project Manager for supervising technicians in the proper installation of communications wiring; Fiber Optic, Cat 5, Cat 3, Coax and associated equipment on customer’s contracts. All work operations met the specifications of the TIA, (Telecommunications Industry Association); EIA, (Electronics Industries Association); NEC, (National Electrical Codes) and BICSI, (Building Industry Consulting Service International).PURCHASING AGENT, BOE-TEL Communications LLP - Responsible for heading up material management as the company grew and progressed. Responsible for negotiating prices with suppliers, and ordering material for all jobs and contracts, maintaining a supply warehouse with necessary consumable material for technicians use and delivery of the materials to job sites.
TRAINING - BELL TELEPHONE TRAINING:RECORDS Frame-man (P300 P322)Safe Pole Climbing (P800) (296) (P8161)Cable Splicing (P802)Basic Line & Station Installation (P600) (P158)Advanced Driver Performance (P959) (190) (P966)Cathode Ray Oscilloscope (SCB P021)Communications Workshop (SCB 1104)1A1 1A2 Key Systems (SCB P614) (P611) (P615) (NOW 7561- 75662)Modular First Aid (SCB P120)General Supervisory Training (SCB 1106)Safety Training (SCB P176) (P178)Urban Orientation (SCB 1110)Repair Service for 2nd Level Supervisors (SCB P140) (P184)Local Test Desk (SCB P400) (180)Repair Service Attendant (SCB P451) (211)Treat-Ticket (P485) (SCB P628)Interdepartmental Management Orientation (1 MOP) (SCB 1103) (P186)Job Administration - Residence Repair (SCB P171) (J184)Circuit Reading (SCB P108) (P111) (P112)Station Maintenance (P608) (138) (SCB 608)Ladder Handling (P804) (304) (SCB P805)

Job Administration - ARSB (P190) (SCB P194)Maintenance Center Screening Function (SCB P633)Cable Splicing (185)Cable Repair Fault Locating (SCB P809)SLC - 96 (Subscriber Line Carrier 96) (SCB P567)New Age Thinking (SCB 1908) (L908)
AWARDS Educational:
3rd Place in the Midwest Oratorical Contest.
1st Place in the Area Essay Contest.Military:
Certificate of Achievement (Outstanding Trainee-Basic Combat Training).
3 Awards as Battalion Soldier of the Month.
Honorable Discharge
Bell System: Commendation for lectures presented while a member of the Speaker’s Bureau.
1st Place in Company Wide Photographic Contest.
Annual Safety Awards, personal and group.
Many personal letters of commendation sent by customers to the company.

STRONG POINTS
I have an outgoing personality, excellent verbal communication skills and writing skills.I excel as a trainer on technical agendas, I work hard to bring the information to trainees in a manner that is easily understood, receptive and retained.I follow through with all assigned tasks, not allowing any portion of the task to be left unattended.I am an excellent organizer in time management.I am punctual with all appointments.
WEAK POINTSI have a tendency to become a workaholic by becoming deeply engrossed in my job.Copies of training records, awards and letters of commendation will be made available to you at your request.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

25th Post "THE PAST IS MYSELF"


My First and only Teen Age Love, the most beautiful girl I had ever met ! And in my heart I loved her with all that was in my being!

FRANCES QUEEN, the "ANGLE" (sic) and TEEN AGE LOVE




During the wonderful years of the mid 1950s, the church I attended, Emerald Avenue Presbyterian Church, sponsored a Westminster Youth Fellowship group. I was very active and attended this group religiously. I also taught Sunday School to teenagers, sang in the church choir and did any other function to accentuate the church and my spiritual life.

Attending the meetings of our youth group, Westminster Youth Fellowship, was a young lady of immense beauty. Absolutely the most creamy delicious complexion, eyes that would mesmerize any young man who gazed deep into those brilliant orifices for any period of time. I gazed, I became mesmerized.

Her hair crowned her impeccable beauty, absolutely unsurpassed in the annals of female pulchritude. I was in love!

One particular Friday Night, after a Youth Fellowship event, Frances Queen allowed me, "she allowed me" to walk her home. Great God in Heaven, Jesus, Savior of the Universe, in all things good and great, “I was walking “Queenie” home. There is no way that the English Language can correctly place parts of speech to even begin to illustrate the feeling I had within my entire being that Friday Night. (A Most Special Night).

After having seen Frances, (we all called her Queenie) to her door, I raced home to begin my writing of the famous "first love letter" to the girl of my dreams. My Angle (sic). Feverishly, I created the letter and expounded my feelings and my love for this lovely maiden. A young lady, of whom I never thought possible, I could ever have the opportunity to spend time alone.

Too impatient to wait until the following Monday to post the letter through the United States Postal Service, I raced late that night back to “Queenie’s” door and placed the letter in a position whereby, when the door was opened, the letter would be visible and attainable.

Never did I realize Frances Queen’s mother would be the opener of the door. Never did I realize Frances Queen’s mother would read my “so personal” letter to the young lady of my heart. Never did I realize Frances Queen’s mother would be the first person to know all that was within my heart, mind and soul. Never would I have thought as the excellent speller of English Words that I was, that in my haste to write a love letter to my dearest Frances Queen, in the heat of passion at age 16, never would I have realized I would misspell “Angel” and substitute the most precious of adjectives to describe this most blessed damsel as an “Angle”.

God, I never knew that I had blown any and all chances of ever walking her home again, but that is just what I did. My mother, Mary Lee Adams McClurkan would never have allowed a relationship to take place with any young lady and her son, and neither was Frances Queen’s mother going to allow her lovely daughter to be placed in the perilous position of being cared about and loved by the likes of me, especially since I called her daughter an “angle”!
The following is a "takeoff) on Tom T. Hall's song: "Pamela Brown".


"However, I’m the guy who didn’t marry pretty Frances Queen, educated well intentioned good girl in our city. I wonder where I’d be today if she had loved me too. Probably be driving grandkids to school.

Yes, I guess I owe it all to Frances Queen, all of my good times and all my roaming around. One of these days I might come rambling through your city and I guess I owe it all to Frances Queen.

I’ve seen the lights of cities and I’ve been inside their doors, I’ve sailed to foreign countries and I’ve walked upon their shores, I guess the guy she married was the best part of my luck, I think he had a steamer trunk full of Federal Bucks.

I really guess I owe it all to Frances Queen, all of my good times and all of my roaming around, and I guess I owe it all to Frances Queen.

I don’t have to tell you just how beautiful she was, everything it takes to get a teenage boy in love; Lord I hope she found happiness, because she deserves to be, especially for what she did for me.

And I guess I owe it all to Frances Queen, all my good times and all my roaming around, I guess I owe it all to Frances Queen."

I heard from Frances Queen during my sixth decade of life, (gosh isn’t the internet great)? She came to visit my wife and me, she is just as beautiful today as she was in the 1950s, and I guess I owe it all to Frances Queen, most beautiful “Angel” that I had ever seen…..see I got it right this time, I learned how to spell “Angel”!



Thanks Frances, for having given me some of the most wonderful thoughts and dreams and having shared my life as a teenager in the Windy City.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

24th Post "THE PAST IS MYSELF"

A Bunch of the Yellow Creek Boys, Photo: Circa late 1920s




Jarvis David McClurkan (He hated the name Jarvis) Floyd McClurkan's youngest brother who hates me with a vengence! Photo: Circa 1965







Beverly Jean McClurkan, Jarvis David's only child, I nicknamed her "E. F. Hutton" because whenever she opened her mouth to speak everyone listened. I based this on a 1970s & 1980s commercial of the E. F. Hutton investment firm. "When E. F. Hutton talks, people listen" (which usually involved a
young professional remarking at a dinner party that his broker was E.F. Hutton, which caused the moderately loud party to stop all conversation to listen to him). Everytime this young lady opened her mouth, J. D. and all around would stop and become awestruck with whatever she was about to utter. She had been everywhere once and had done everything twice, to hear her talk. She, too, was another one who, if you were in her presence, feel free to discard all your books of knowledge and encyclopedias, she knew everything. Photo: Circa 1965

The top photo of the Yellow Creek Boys include some of the McClurkan Clan along with Mary Lee's twin brother Maurice Reeves Adams.

1 = Floyd McClurkan, my father; and my uncles 2 = Andrew McClurkan,

3 = J.D. McClurkan, 4 = Horace D. Adams, 5 = Maurice Adams





23rd Post "THE PAST IS MYSELF"

My first wife, Mary Frances Stewart, a virtuous good woman, the mother of my son.
My second wife, JoAnn McMurtry, (nothing to compliment) mother of my daughter, Suzanne


My fourth wife, Elizabeth Keith Phillips, (Liz), the absolute satan in female form, a dangerous woman! A user of people, Al Gore Jr.'s third cousin


My fifth wife, Tina Fay Begley, has to be a good woman to put up with me! Without her I would not have been able to care for my father as well as he was cared for! I owe her much for all she did to enhance the care he received and for "putting up with me and my McClurkan ways"!


There are no photographs available of my third wife, at least none that could be shown to a PG 13 or General Audience; the only reason these photographs were posted was to give the curious a "look see" of the people they read about in this blog.

Also, the only phototgraph available of wife number four, is my only remaining business card of her Real Estate Business in which I, as her licensed assistant, did all the "leg work" to make her money for her.

Later in a post, I'll show photographs of my son and his two beautiful children. All you kind readers "hang loose", there will be more to come!




Monday, December 3, 2007

22nd Post 'THE PAST IS MYSELF"

Final Home of George McClurkan, now owned by a grandaughter and her husband
The arrows depict My grandmother and grandfather Beulah and George H. McClurkan

McClurkan graves all over Edgewood Cemetery


Gravesite of Beulah and George McClurkan, grandparents. He died on the eve of his 100th birthday. She rotted in her coffin prior to being buried.

2nd Photo from the top:


The Writer’s Patriarchal Family
(Circa 1906)


Front row (left to right)Ezra Wright; Harry Wright; Andrew McClurkan; Glen McClurkan; Christine McClurkan.


Middle row (left to right)Willie Wright; Walter Wright; Cilla Wright; Aunt Mary Jane McClurkan; Elbert McClurkan with Pauline on lap; Pearl McClurkan; Mary McClurkan.


Back row (left to right)Walter McClurkan with Frank in arms; Addie McClurkan; Nannie McClurkan; __ Beulah McClurkan with twins Floyd and Lloyd; George McClurkan; Hobart McClurkan.


(George was married to Beulah) (Elbert was married to Nannie) (Walter was married to Addie)


(Willie Wright was married to Cilla Wright) (George, Elbert, Walter and Cilla were siblings)
(George and Beulah’s issue: Glen; twins, Andrew and Pearl; twins, Floyd and Lloyd)
George and Beulah later had issue of Waymon and J.D. (Pearl died in her teens)
Willie Wright was a locomotive engineer for NC&St.L (Nashville, Chattanooga & St. Louis R.R.)


George McClurkan went to school 2 days in his life and was illiterate. George was this writer’s grandfather, George’s son Floyd was this writer’s father.


The Hatfield and McCoy family had nothing on the feudin’ McClurkan Clan


My father and I will go down in the annals of Dickson County History as the only people ever “run out” of a funeral home!


I don’t know what the Hell it is or was that started the whole mess, but you can bet it was definitely a mess.

On the Adams side of the family, ten children were born, nine lived to maturity. Four males and five females, (The Matriarchal Society). There was a set of twins, one of the twins was my mother.
On the McClurkan side of the family, seven children were born, six lived to maturity, six males. There were two sets of twins, one of the twins was my father.

For some reason, as I’ve discerned through listening and observation, the McClurkan hillbillies were pretty much lazy. I’ve heard my father tell of how in the winter he and his brothers would slip at night over to property his Uncle Loda Street owned and steal the rails from his rail fence to use as firewood.

I’ve heard tell of how they would make their father think they heard the dinner bell, therefore leaving the fields early to go to the house. However, I really think my father in his youth went hungry oft times because of the family’s not preparing properly with food staples.

I do know he was born into a house with a dirt floor and the house was moved from down in a hollow up to and across the Maysville Road in the early 1900s. As the house was moved using mules, a sump puller, and Oak Logs as rollers, his mother still prepared meals in the fireplace. My father never outgrew his “raising’” and still liked the old fashioned way of cooking and living until his final days.

Floyd McClurkan was the first member of the McClurkan Clan to traverse from Tennessee toward the northern cities. This was only after the beckon call of my mother’s brother which enticed Floyd to leave the tobacco fields and seek a better way of life.

Once Floyd had established himself in Chicago, more of the brood joined him for various periods of time. The second oldest, Andrew Brown, then Floyd’s twin, Lester Lloyd; Floyd was the only one who made a career of Chicago, the other hillbillies migrated South, back to Tennessee.
Maybe envy, maybe jealousy, maybe a little of both, but things began to unravel in the family of George Henry and Beaula Street McClurkan’s family.

Mary Lee Adams, from the Southern Agrarian family sporting a semblance of aristocracy migrated to Chicago and married Floyd, who, in Tennessee had been a neighbor.

Mary Lee had been engaged to Hugh Stone who became a prosperous business person in Michigan. He announced to her that after the wedding and the move to Michigan, she would have to give up her country ways and become a socialite in the context of his environs. Learn to drink cocktails, etc. etc. …. and I’m sure you get the drift of where I’m going with this!

Naturally, Mary Lee, the controller, was not in any way, shape, form or fashion going to be controlled by anyone; let alone her gentleman caller. So, they parted company with Mary Lee keeping the engagement ring, which she later lost down a bathtub drain in Chicago.

All of Floyd’s siblings came back to Tennessee and when he and Mary Lee came home for a short vacation, the McClurkan Clan really were, as we say in the South, “a little standoffish”

Floyd’s oldest sibling, M. G. McClurkan, “Morris Glen McClurkan”, I use to think his initials stood for “Mechanical Glen McClurkan”, opened a business in the Yellow Creek Valley. He became a Blacksmith, ran a garage to “work on” the 1920 and 1930 vintage automobiles, retire steel tired wagons, repair harness for mules, and also he ran a “grist mill” to grind corn into meal and all the other things associated with mill work.

His mill was powered by a single cylinder gasoline engine he had built. However M. G. was a cantankerous piece of crap. If you were in a hurry, better not “horn in” on him and what he was doing at the time or you would wait for hours. He could care less about anyone but himself. He also built the first radio in the Yellow Creek Valley, a crystal set that picked up only one radio station, WSM 650 AM, Clear Channel, out of Nashville! But, as I have been advised, he only would listen to this crystal set by himself, no other was allowed to listen to his contraption.

Oscar Ingram died and M.G. (Glen) Mcclurkan married the widow Pernie Ingram, they made a wonderful match, both had the personalities of a rock.

When I was 8 years old, Mary Lee and Floyd traversed to Tennessee on vacation from Chicago and brought me a gift. A wonderful bicycle, which I learned to ride on the gravel roads of the Yellow Creek Valley, mostly the Maysville Road and the Edgewood Road, within a two mile radius of the farm.

One particular day which will always stay in the canyons of my mind, my bicycle’s rear tire went flat. I pushed the bicycle over to my Uncle Glen’s blacksmith shop to see if he would “air up” my tire. After making me wait for a long time, he finally came out of the shop with his sly grin and began filling the tire’s inner tube with air. The tire ballooned bigger and bigger and finally exploded.

Mechanical Glen laughed and bellowed, “ Well, I guess you are going to need a new one now, huh? He knew what he was doing and he did it on purpose, back in 1957 he died from an aneurysm in his brain.

I was told when the surgeon drilled into his skull, blood shot across the operating room and splattered against the wall, maybe the pressure was akin to what he did to my bicycle tire back in 1947, yep, he died and I did not attend his funeral.

Floyd’s second oldest brother, Andrew Brown McClurkan with his wife Bessie Seals lived with their three children up in Union Hollow. Andrew was very poor, was share cropping on the land where they lived in a ram shackled dwelling. Whenever Floyd, my father, came to Tennessee on a vacation, (why did all the hillbillies go back to their ancestral homes on vacation?), he would bring “hand me down” clothing from Chicago for Andrew’s family. At one time Floyd loaned Andrew a sum of money without interest and without a payback deadline.

Now to cut to the chase on this McClurkan scenario:

After Beulah died, (remember Beulah? She’s the one who was rotting in the coffin!), Mr. George was living in his home alone and growing older, he was 73 years in age; therefore all his sons gathered and decided to “sign off” on any of their inheritance to the family farm and give their interest to Andrew. Andrew did not have any property of his own.

Only one catch to this gift from his brothers, Andrew and his family would have to live with my grandfather, Mr. George. Mr. George would maintain two rooms in the house and share meals with Andrew’s family. The brothers “shook hands” and the agreement was finalized.

My father’s youngest brother Jarvis David Mclurkan, better known as J. D. (He hated the name Jarvis) had a daughter and Mr. George would go and spend some time at J. D.’s home and watch over the granddaughter while they worked or were away from home. On one particular day he notified J. D. he needed to get on back to his house, when asked why the rush, Mr. George replied, “I have to get back so as to pay my board”.
“Pay your what?”, J. D. yelled out.
“I have to pay Andrew board to stay with them”, Mr. George replied..
“The Hell you say”, J. D. responded, “You have two rooms in that house for as long as you live, and we’ll see about this”!

So, J. D. loaded Mr. George into his car, took him home, gathered all his belongings and brought him to his house where Mr. George lived until his late nineties and his health began to deteriorate.
Because he was beginning to become quite a burden and J. D. and his wife both worked, all the brothers, including my father, Floyd, went to the home place where Andrew and his wife were now living and told them that time had come for them to keep their part of the agreement. Mr. George would be staying at their home and they would be responsible to care for him. He lived there until just prior to his death which came on the eve of his one hundredth birthday.

To make a long story short, that was another spear driven deep into the heart of the McClurkan relationships, a wound that festered and spread until the family was consumed by hatred.

The year 1972, when my first wife and I divorced, I stopped by my father’s twin brother’s house to visit on my way back to Nashville. He came to the door and the first thing said to me was, “Robert, I hear you and your wife have separated”! I responded, “Yes, we are going to get a divorce”. Lester Lloyd McClurkan advised me, “Well, it that case don’t you ever come back to my house again”. I bid him a “sweet adieu”, and never did I darken the door of his house again.

He died in January 1992, I had not been in his home for twenty years, and his only son, my first cousin doesn’t speak to me to this day. Typical McClurkan style.

The year, 1996, Andrew McClurkan’s wife, Bessie died. Andrew’s brother Floyd wanted to attend the funeral, I told him I thought it would be better not to attend, but Floyd would not hear of his not attending Andrew’s wife’s funeral. Well, hell broke loose at the funeral home and my cousins told me their family did not want Floyd there and since I was his son, they didn’t want me there either. So, we left the Dickson Funeral Home on College Street in Dickson TN, 37055 and can be recorded as the first known family members ever to be kicked out of a funeral home.

As I left I vocalized, (because that is what I do best, I do it so you’ll know where I’m coming from), “I’ve been removed from the best drinking establishments in the country, but this was a first, being removed from a funeral home”! Personally, I was happy, because I didn’t want to attend in the first place and most of all didn’t want to spend any quality hours of daylight in the company of the McClurkan Clan.

Many more skirmishes between family members occurred throughout the years to increase the momentum in the deterioration of social intercourse among the relatives. Although I have touched on “just the tip of the iceberg“, I think it is just enough to keep from driving the reader into complete and absolute boredom.

Still living in this, the year of 2007, I have in direct blood line, one McClurkan Uncle, and five McClurkan Cousins. To this very day we do not make contact with one another, and for that, I am most grateful.

They could care less about me and for me the feeling is mutual.

At least I have attended my last McClurkan funeral.